We all got old at breakneck speed

I like my own company and possi and unlike most people on this website i'm actually quite tall. Some people say my blog is half Sherlock but I'd say it's more of a 70/30 split.

I fear I have recycled benedict cumberbatch’s head.

padawanderer:

This is adorable :) My favorites are 1, 2, 7, 8, 10, 12, 15, 17, and 18. 

padawanderer:

This is adorable :) My favorites are 1, 2, 7, 8, 10, 12, 15, 17, and 18. 

creese:

Michael Creese, Panda Surfer (2014), oil on canvas.

creese:

Michael Creese, Panda Surfer (2014), oil on canvas.

Elvis Presley

—Hound Dog

they were literally just playing this down my road… this is my internet toast to the folks getting married

(Source: if-i-can-dream-of-elvis, via duckland)

some people up my road are having a wedding and they have a band and they’re playing rock n roll and I’m very tempted to walk up and down the road so I can listen… except someone would probably eventually ask me if I’d lost something

the actor who plays lorna in oitnb has a lovely voice

im not really sure why I like it so much

im going to have to carry on watching that show and get over my anger towards larry, I have been holding a grudge against a fictional man and refusing to watch it for two weeks but now I miss it…. and I want to know what happens to the chicken.

also, any advice on moving a very heavy desk?

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

(via drwatsn)

dudeufugly:

Happy Birthday, Benedict!
Enjoy probably just looking at the cake.

dudeufugly:

Happy Birthday, Benedict!

Enjoy probably just looking at the cake.

I don’t really want a child. I’d probably get angry with it and throw it across a room and that would end very badly for both of us